Friday, March 28, 2008

Friday, March 21, 2008

What do you see when you look at this picture?

To on the picture below to embiggin.

1. Bret Michaels, our hero from "Rock of Love 2" in line at the airport.

2.Bret's uber cool custom leather jacket.

3. The Camel-toe monster coming to eat our hero Bret.

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Thursday, March 20, 2008

Sense of humor quiz

On a scale of one to ten, how funny do you find yourself?

I find myself to be a ten...I crack me up.

If others laugh with me, that is just cheddar.

Thank you for taking the sense of humor quiz. Please leave your score in the comments.

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Sunday, March 16, 2008

Ozzy Ozbourne's next (farewell) tour

I was talking about Ozzy tonight and I am proud to say that I saw him on his farewell tour in 1992 or '93. IT was seriously called the "No More Tours Tour"

Ozzy is very much like the McRib...he just keeps going away.

Also like the McRib, Ozzy is cheap, delicious, gives you the pork and will stain your shirt.

Ozzy Rules!

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Saturday, March 15, 2008

Bret Michaels is Bald

Bret Michaels is bald and a douchebag. I mean for god's sake, we all know that there is something going on up there. No normal man wears a bandanna to fucking bed!

I would bet a pack of Ho-Ho's that Bret (Real name: Bret Michael Sychek..which is not too cool) has gone from the rock club to the hair club.

I have been hooked on Rock of Love 2 lately. The show is like want more...right away.

Bret should choose Daisy. She looks like a horse. If this thing doesn't work out he can at least make glue.

Ambre has my money to win, but deserves to lose...just for not standing up and correcting her parents dyslexia.

Megan is funny. She is a fucking bitch on wheels and hot as a chili pepper. Her face is a little doughy in my opinion. Perhaps I think that only her body is hot as a chili pepper. Her face reminds me of Ghostbusters. I think she can win this thing with a little more bitchiness and a paper bag for her minion of Gozer face.

Destiny wears a lot of eyeliner. Almost as much as Bret.

Jessica is fucking cute and dumb. It must have been weird for her to come out from under her rock to audition.

Christi come off as crazy and WHAT IS WITH THE EYEBROWS!?!?! I am sure tha millions will enjoy seeing you in playboy,if the rumors are true, as long as you paint in the eyebrows.

So now that I have outed myself. I would just like to say that I would really like someone to rip off that fucking bandanna. I do however have to give props to Bret. Pushing 50 he has managed to fill a house with hot chicks who have all been tested for venereal disease.

Well done you bald fuck.

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Monday, June 18, 2007

Oh Football Where Art Thou?

With nothing really to post about, I am going to write about the utter lack of football in my life. Basketball season is over. I have never really given a rat's ass about Hockey. Baseball is in full swing, but truthfully? Baseball is about as exciting on T.V. as golf. Which means that I find it better suited for an afternoon nap than for television viewing.

Going to a baseball game is a lot of fun. Unfortunately, I live in Raleigh, NC. What does this mean you ask? Well, it means that the Yankees will never be playing an away game in this damn town. I could even settle for the Mets, but once again, no major leagues.

We have the Durham Bulls. Sort of. They are 45 minutes away from me. Durham might as well be another country anyhow. I have been there once, the entire city was closed (it was Sunday...why have ANY SMALL PART OF YOUR WHOLE FUCKING CITY OPEN ON SUNDAY?!?!?) and went home.

I did like Bull Durham though. Good movie. See it.

Anyhow, I want football back. I don't want to hear anything more about juiced up players doing their best to hit home runs and ass fuck the most holy of sports records of the american pastime.
I would much prefer to watch juiced up player smack the fuck out of each other while wearing body armor that would make Batman proud.

I need to get cable to I can watch the Jets this year.

I suppose I could watch Soccer. Ugh! I just can't get into watching a sport that Rick Allen could play just as well as anyone.

Plus...Soccer is gay...not that there is anything wrong with that.

Gimme Football, please.

Saturday, May 26, 2007

Get away from the Pope nasty dove of peace

Saw this online. I was looking for pics of the Pope. Yes, I was looking for pics of the Pope. This made me laugh. Any caption ideas should be added to comments.