What do you see when you look at this picture?

To begin...click on the picture below to embiggin.



1. Bret Michaels, our hero from "Rock of Love 2" in line at the airport.

2.Bret's uber cool custom leather jacket.

3. The Camel-toe monster coming to eat our hero Bret.

Sense of humor quiz

On a scale of one to ten, how funny do you find yourself?

I find myself to be a ten...I crack me up.

If others laugh with me, that is just cheddar.

Thank you for taking the sense of humor quiz. Please leave your score in the comments.

Ozzy Ozbourne's next (farewell) tour

I was talking about Ozzy tonight and I am proud to say that I saw him on his farewell tour in 1992 or '93. IT was seriously called the "No More Tours Tour"

Ozzy is very much like the McRib...he just keeps going away.




Also like the McRib, Ozzy is cheap, delicious, gives you the pork and will stain your shirt.





Ozzy Rules!

Bret Michaels is Bald

Bret Michaels is bald and a douchebag. I mean for god's sake, we all know that there is something going on up there. No normal man wears a bandanna to fucking bed!

I would bet a pack of Ho-Ho's that Bret (Real name: Bret Michael Sychek..which is not too cool) has gone from the rock club to the hair club.

I have been hooked on Rock of Love 2 lately. The show is like crack...you want more...right away.

Bret should choose Daisy. She looks like a horse. If this thing doesn't work out he can at least make glue.

Ambre has my money to win, but deserves to lose...just for not standing up and correcting her parents dyslexia.

Megan is funny. She is a fucking bitch on wheels and hot as a chili pepper. Her face is a little doughy in my opinion. Perhaps I think that only her body is hot as a chili pepper. Her face reminds me of Ghostbusters. I think she can win this thing with a little more bitchiness and a paper bag for her minion of Gozer face.

Destiny wears a lot of eyeliner. Almost as much as Bret.

Jessica is fucking cute and dumb. It must have been weird for her to come out from under her rock to audition.

Christi Joe...you come off as crazy and WHAT IS WITH THE EYEBROWS!?!?! I am sure tha millions will enjoy seeing you in playboy,if the rumors are true, as long as you paint in the eyebrows.

So now that I have outed myself. I would just like to say that I would really like someone to rip off that fucking bandanna. I do however have to give props to Bret. Pushing 50 he has managed to fill a house with hot chicks who have all been tested for venereal disease.

Well done you bald fuck.