My ship has finally come in!
What a beautiful day! As much as I get down sometimes, I knew that this day would come. My heart is pumping and I am full of life! Last night was great. The last few days have been fantastic. I have been working on a new post which I am hoping to get posted by tomorrow. Here's what I wanted to share with you all though. I am about to come into a bunch of money it seems! Good things happen to good people I suppose.
I woke up this morning to some great emails in my inbox! Here is one of them-
From Mrs. Esther Richard
Abidjan - Cote d'Ivoire
My Dear,
It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture
which I and my Son,intend to establish in your
country.Though I have not met with you before but I
believe, one has to risk confidingin someone to succeed
sometimes in life.Thereis this amount of Eight Million
Five
hundred US Dollars ($8.500.000.00) which my late Husband
deposited with a security company in Abidjan Capital city
of Cote d?Ivoire which he wanted to used for his political
reason in our Country before he was assassinated.
Now I and my son have decided to invest these money in
your
country or anywhere safe enough outside Africa for
security
and political reasons.We want you to help us claim and
receive the consignment which will be sent to you through
diplomatic means to your address to avoid any traces of
the
funds and to enable you plan for the investment in your
Country: I will like to invest part of the money into
these
three investment in your Country but, if there is any
other
business that is better than what I have suggested bellow,
I will be very glad to follow your advice.
1). Real estate
2). The transport industry
3). Five star hotel
If you can be of an assistance to us we will be pleased to
offer to you 20% Of the total fund while the balance will
be invested by you.
I await your soonest response.
Respectfully yours,
Mrs. Esther Richard.
Awwwwww yeah! I am going to take this poor woman for everything she's worth! I also apparently have web-cam girls who want to have sex with me! What's up!?! What's up?!?! Who's yer daddy?!? Who's your daddy?!? Say it! T-O-M! The last and greatest part is that I can also get cheap viagra for the four hour erection I will need when I have sex with my web-cam girls on my pile of ivory coast money, AAAAAANNNNNNDD, xanax to help me deal with the aftermath of cheap casual sex.
Linz, LL, if I get the money transfer by tomorrow, I won't be coming to B-More.I need to quit my job, and get to the airport. I'll be in Paris hanging out at a Cafe near the Seine on Saturday afternoon. Ya'll are welcome to come along though, I'll pay. Nikki too. Hell, all readers of this blog are welcome to join. I've got money to burn. Trip's on me.
See Y'all later
P.S. Here is a pic from last weekend that I thought was fun. Erinn is the Queen of the Self-Takers. Apparently not when there is a foot height difference.
I woke up this morning to some great emails in my inbox! Here is one of them-
From Mrs. Esther Richard
Abidjan - Cote d'Ivoire
My Dear,
It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture
which I and my Son,intend to establish in your
country.Though I have not met with you before but I
believe, one has to risk confidingin someone to succeed
sometimes in life.Thereis this amount of Eight Million
Five
hundred US Dollars ($8.500.000.00) which my late Husband
deposited with a security company in Abidjan Capital city
of Cote d?Ivoire which he wanted to used for his political
reason in our Country before he was assassinated.
Now I and my son have decided to invest these money in
your
country or anywhere safe enough outside Africa for
security
and political reasons.We want you to help us claim and
receive the consignment which will be sent to you through
diplomatic means to your address to avoid any traces of
the
funds and to enable you plan for the investment in your
Country: I will like to invest part of the money into
these
three investment in your Country but, if there is any
other
business that is better than what I have suggested bellow,
I will be very glad to follow your advice.
1). Real estate
2). The transport industry
3). Five star hotel
If you can be of an assistance to us we will be pleased to
offer to you 20% Of the total fund while the balance will
be invested by you.
I await your soonest response.
Respectfully yours,
Mrs. Esther Richard.
Awwwwww yeah! I am going to take this poor woman for everything she's worth! I also apparently have web-cam girls who want to have sex with me! What's up!?! What's up?!?! Who's yer daddy?!? Who's your daddy?!? Say it! T-O-M! The last and greatest part is that I can also get cheap viagra for the four hour erection I will need when I have sex with my web-cam girls on my pile of ivory coast money, AAAAAANNNNNNDD, xanax to help me deal with the aftermath of cheap casual sex.
Linz, LL, if I get the money transfer by tomorrow, I won't be coming to B-More.I need to quit my job, and get to the airport. I'll be in Paris hanging out at a Cafe near the Seine on Saturday afternoon. Ya'll are welcome to come along though, I'll pay. Nikki too. Hell, all readers of this blog are welcome to join. I've got money to burn. Trip's on me.
See Y'all later
P.S. Here is a pic from last weekend that I thought was fun. Erinn is the Queen of the Self-Takers. Apparently not when there is a foot height difference.
posted by TD at 8:37 AM
3 Comments:
Ain't email grand?
I cant wait! Can I bring the hoard of MILFS and horny housewives that I've got chasing ME via email on our trip to France? I think they could really appreciate getting out of the house...
Between all your new endeavors and my cheap software upgrades and educational bargain hook ups, we are SO f-ing golden! woo hoo! ;)
Apparently it’s not obvious that that last comment was me because I haven’t been signing on as myself for blog comments. I’ve been putting goofy names and then linking it to random websites, mainly lyrics to great hits such as "Sussudio"by Phil Collins, "The Flame" by Cheap Trick and "Africa" by Toto. Enjoy!
ps: this is all inspired by JackFM, the best new station in the woh-her-herd! They just transitioned from Elvis Presley's "Suspicious Minds" to Pink Floyd's "Money". They play a lot of Zeppelin on here too.
Ok...I think I'm telling the wrong audience here, not many of Tom's readers live in the DELMARVA area...
so saweeeee....
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