Thursday, July 21, 2005

Now I really want to be like Mike

I have a fascination with Mike Tyson. Some of you may remember my blog about Mike being crazy. you can read it here with a list of great quotes.Well now, our favorite face tatooed, pip-squeak voiced former destroyer of all comers has decided that the adult film industry is for him. I can only imagine his little voice saying "Yeah, suck it, that's right." Check it out.

According to an interview online, Mike says that he has plans other than fighting. Tyson said, “I’m definitely not fighting anymore. I’ve talked to some people; I just talked to a gentleman named Jimmy, who’s involved with Club Jenna. You know, Jenna Jameson. They said they were interested in getting me involved in that kind of business as well.”

The only thing this guy should do is get himself into group therapy. Where he can work on his problems and eat an ear or two if he gets upset.

I promise that my big Vegas post is coming. I've just been lazy about uploading pics, etc. Please be happy with this little snack for now.

Btw. The new Harry Potter book was fucking shocking. I can hardly believe that I have read them. Considering that I felt gay for even touching the book the first time out. Loved them. The new one rules the school! J.K. Rowling is some writer. I am a bit depressed that I have to wait another couple years for the next.

3 Comments:

Blogger WordWhiz said...

Mike Tyson doing porn?? OMG...that's just too nauseating a mental image to stand!! Ewwww....

10:01 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

HAHA! What a tool! Mike, that is.

I need to get on those Harry Potter books. They're taking over the world and I've never read one.

5:36 AM  
Blogger bornfool said...

I can only imagine his little voice saying "Yeah, suck it, that's right." Check it out.

Thanks. Now that's all I can imagine , too. LOL

11:17 PM  

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