Be my guest, be my guest, made of real gorilla chest........
Well, I just sent in my R.S.V.P. to my freind Mike's wedding. He invited me and a guest. So now, the problem is, I have no guest! I don't want to go alone!
Please Be My Guest!
The wedding is on Friday, September 16th in Philadelphia. I would prefer it if guys did not apply for this position. I'm open minded, but not that open minded. Ladies only.
Here's what I can offer-
Please Be My Guest!
The wedding is on Friday, September 16th in Philadelphia. I would prefer it if guys did not apply for this position. I'm open minded, but not that open minded. Ladies only.
Here's what I can offer-
- A trip to Philly
- A great cheesesteak at Gino's
- Free room and board at the fabulous "Desmond" Hotel
- An escort who will hold the door open for you and be an all around gentleman
- Dancing and laughs with a fun crowd
posted by TD at 9:51 AM
27 Comments:
I'd go but Brian would get jealous.
That's a neat way to get a date. :-) interesting blog!
Thanks Rae. I knew someone would come through for me on this post. I put it up here as a joke. I guess my "real gorilla chest" line scared people off.
That, by the way, is a line from the Simpsons where Mr. Burns sang and danced about the clothing he had made out of endangered species, to the tune of "Be My Guest" from Beauty and the Beast.
So yeah MHN, I am going to need a date, but this wasn't really a way to look for one. I was expecteing at least a few of the people who I know regularly check this site to come through with "I can't" but would love too. Oh well. hahaha.
I guess nobody loves me enough to NOT come with me. Hahaha.
I knew you were teasing. guess i should have winked ;-). Good luck! Have fun.
Cheesesteak huh...What kind of Dancing? lol
i need you to call me. sent you 2 emails and want to talk about this weekend and some changes.
and possible philly - i'm an awesome wedding date. i love talking to everybody and you know i love creating alias'. my latest revolves around my alpaca breeding adventures.
miss you.
edog
Me! Me! Pick me!
Jen,
Welcome to the party. What kind of dancing? haha. Not sure what type of music we can expect. I will assume that Y.M.C.A. will be played at one point, as well as "Last Dance" hahaha.
I should let everyone, including you, know that at one point in my life I was told that I dance well.....for a 6'5" tall, straight, white boy.
I don't dance like your uncle at a wedding. I can lead and slow dance well. I do not ever attempt to breakdance......especially in public.
Erinn,
I will give you a ring today. Can't wit to see you. I am going to miss you when you go. It sucks that I moved here, after you've been here for so many years, and now you're leaving! *sniff*
When are you going to start a blog btw? I know that your misadventures would be a fun read.
Jenn,
Pick you huh? Okay. How can I refuse to bring my favorite Blog-Hottie to one of my oldest freind's weddings?hahaha.
You really want to trek out east from NM? Should be a fun time.
Oh, and the song that reminds me of you? (which you never posted on your blog I need to ad) was not Elegantly Wasted. I've been on an INXS kick (god will that pun ever get old?) and I was elegantly wasted when I wrote that. I am going to go with any song by Audioslave. I watched that video on your blog and became a fan. I had given up on Chris Cornell after Louder Than Love.
As you know from reading my blog, I'm ALL about parties and dancing. Sure...I've got no one to be jealous. As long as you don't expect me to "put out" in return for those accommodations (I'm way too old for you anyway!), I'd love to apply for the position of wedding guest.
Mand.........I mean "Whiz",
I was really hoping to go with someone who would "put out". NOT. No prob. I'm looking for someone to have fun with. Not someone to bed down. Just lot's of making out and spooning afterwards. hahaha.
This wedding is going to be fun, fun, fun.
I don't see a problem as long as neither of us is lactose intolerant Linny.
Let's get the steak with no peppers though.
Hey Tom! It looks like this might turn out better than you thought! ;-)
I wish I could go. I'd just love to watch you walk in with all these lovely ladies! Have fun!
Yeah Linny. Gas is no good.
mhn......I think you might be right. I did send in my response card saying that 2 would attend. So I am going to have to bring just one person, as fun as it would be to pimp-daddy it in with all of thses beautiful women.
I will have to chosse one though. I am also not so sure how many of these are for real and who is just playing along.
Either way, thank you all! Really brought a smile to my face. Let me know if you'd like to go for real. (Whiz, I am pretty sure you're down)
I expect this will be one hell of a reception. I've known Mike for years, and his fiance Brook is great.
I don't even know a Brook...
It wouldn't be the first time I traveled to another state to crash the wedding of someone I don't even know as the date of a guy I have never even met. On second thought, it would be the first time I've done ANY of those things.
comment. ;)
I didn't think you were serious when you invited!......Hmm.....
Oh yeah, don't ever give up on Chris Cornell. It's not a good idea. :P LOVE THE MAN!
I'm TOTALLY blushing that a song would remind you of me, period. That totally made my night. Thanks, Tom.
Was I supposed to post it on my blog. I have a bad memory when it's done all by myself. If you remind me, I will remember. :P
Bandit: I can't really run away to Pennsylvania for a weekend, much as I'd like to!! I was (mostly) kidding. Not like there's exactly a shortage of possibilties here!! HAVE FUN!!!
I am going to need to put up a new post soon Dave. I must admit I am a bit shocked at all of the responses.
Whiz, this sure did begin as a joke. I was feeling a bit down about the wedding. As much as I would love to bring someone, I also agree that going to a wedding, with someone you have never met before, for people you don't know, is a bit strange, but also kind of a fun idea. No prob on not being able to go. We'll spoon some other time. ;)
Jenn, read the above. Yeah, Audioslave. Since I know you sooooo well. hahaha. This was a joke that I came up with while talking to my ex-wife. I will be bringing someone. I wouldn't expect you (like Whiz) to travel to another state (and damn, it's a lot further for you) to go to a wedding with a guy you met while blogging.
Anyone who actually took me up on this through blogging would have to be about the most adventurous person I have not met yet. lol.
P.S. No spooning is required...just good convo and maybe a few dances.
Dave, What I should have said was that I think I am safe as long as my blog doesn't start beating me, calling me Man-Whore or He-Bitch and threatning to choke a bitch cause Mr. Benjamin is looking pretty lonely.
MAN WHORE!!
Come on Ladies! Don't leave Tom hangin'! Pun un-intended... ;-)
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